Are ravens and crows related?

I hope I give you the laugh of the day when I admit that my recent screed on Facebook has resulted in– of course– me reactivating my Facebook account. The combined forces of people I love, including my husband and best friend, have sunk me.

But I’m hoping to be really, really, really objective and scientific about the whole thing. Complete with graphs. Seriously. Suggestions for variables to map are welcomed enthusiastically in the comments.

And don’t get any ideas, readers with FB accounts. You’re all terrific, I’m sure, but you won’t find me if you search. Requests for FB friendship from audacious edublogosphere members will be taken via email only (as a test of your persistence), considered for possibly ridiculously long periods, and potentially dumped, since I can’t even predict whether I’ll keep my own mom on this damn thing.

P.S. Oh, and no students will be friended until 18 years of age. Sorry, guys.